erm is afraid of centipedes. She watches DVDs over and over again and hates coconut, but will put coconut oil on her cat if required.
three likes money but doesn’t have any. She watches sitcoms over and over again to the chagrin of erm. three doesn’t put anything on her cat, even if required.
owl machine likes pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. owl machine is a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody. owl machine can call you Betty, and Betty when you call owl machine you can call owl machine Al.
Old school Owlmachine, which is for reasons unknown easier to read and includes more awesome links and is basically the same, is HERE.