Episode 4: Book of the Stranger

celebrate good times

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Jon and Sansa YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It’s really weird that we’re JUST AS HAPPY as all the people who ship siblings. Well… cousins… and if Jon is Dany’s nephew but erm at least sort of ships them then who are we really to judge and you know what, whatever. Be happy, Jansa shippers! Be happy, everyone! Eat, drink, and be merry, because it’s STARK REUNION TIME!

And the Pink Letter! We’re not sure what the consensus is yet about the show’s take on it, but we at least LOVED it. What was even better was that it was Jon and Sansa facing it together.

It’s A TIME FOR WOLVES!

Except for that Osha part.

*a moment of silence for our fallen sister in Starkdom*

The good about Osha’s death is that there was no nudity, no rape, no flaying. It was quick. What was also good is that she showed Ramsay NOT ONE OUNCE of fear, and that’s big. Osha, you will be missed.

The bad is that she’s dead. And her being dead probably means that the Smalljon is being serious and that the effects department made a grave error about direwolf head circumference. And it’s not looking good for Rickon. This is the price we pay for an otherwise EXCELLENT episode.

Dany did so good even Jorah and Daario were tolerable. The Dosh Khaleen get to be Dany’s advisers too, now, right? Please? OK, probably not. But it’s fine because the Khals got fried and Dany’s gone Mad King and WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT FOR LATER but for now, it’s all good.

Missandei keeps knocking Tyrion down a peg. She and Grey Worm are standing up for their ideals. We’re torn, because they’re obviously right, but Tyrion is also right and probably also has an effective plan. Nuance. On Game of Thrones. Heh.

 

Go Team Olenna, Cersei, Jaime… and Kevan (we guess).

Go Team Yara and Theon.

Do not go anywhere Team Littlefinger and Robin.

And why did they focus so excessively on that falcon? What significance can that falcon POSSIBLY have?

So… when is someone FINALLY gonna tell Davos what happened to Shireen? And will that be the end of Mel?

One last thing: WHY IS TORMUND STARING AT BRIENNE LIKE THAT OH GOD WHYYYYYYY

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Literally all I want is pie.

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